Rachel o Rachel what can I say?
She's lovely and kind and always makes our day.
She'll love you and call you and never go away,
Even when you move she's willing to pay-
For a ticket, a Metro card a trip to the city,
She'll surprise you at home and make you feel pretty...
She's a professional, responsible and cooks just the best,
Quesadillas, guacamole and dessert better than the rest.
Rachel cares about family and never forgets friends,
Which is why I hope we'll be together until the very end.